So mostly this week we have been trying to uncover the Office Pink Eye Mystery. Discovered a few weeks ago when the first case presented, the symptoms have since spread to a seemingly random group of colleagues. We cannot determine if the cause is water-borne, or coffee machine related. Or something more dirty. And while playing the CSI game is a welcome distraction from the soul crushing futility of work, it is clear that Grisham and his team are safe in thier jobs. Mostly, our detective work has been fuelled by many post work wines trying to work out what the hell they have been sticking in their eye.
It’s not big or clever.